“They say femmes are rare on Cybertron. They also say there are more women on earth than men. LADIES YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.”
(You have no idea for how long I have been waiting to use that .gif)
i’m crazy freak, but i only want to sit on their shoulders (like a parrot, LOL) - and BE HAPPPY OH MY THEY ARE REAL THEY ARE NEAR A-A-AAAAAAAA PLEASE CAN I TOUCH YOU FUCKING BIG BLASTER OH CAN I USE YOUR HAND AS SWING PLE-E-EEASE
XD
and no romantic, damn.
does it mean I can become cybertronian? Hear infra-, ultrasound, see all the specters of radiation, to connect to someone at unthinkable level, be able to reach any information instantly?
Where have I to sign with my blood?
PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU
(can i sit at Fortress Mothimus’ shoulder? I even promise to be silent @A@)
(Source: dirty-tf-secrets)
Soundwave channeling his inner Robert de Niro in Taxi Driver.
soundwave is the COOLEST DUDE
‘Soundwave Superior’
“I’m worried about Triage that somehow Soundwave will either die, get captured, horribly injured and put in stasis or some other horrible thing so PLEASE DON’T TAKE MY SOUNDERS FROM ME! (T_T)”
(Source: dirty-tf-secrets)





